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Night At The ER (Night In The ER) by Hooves Greg walked wearily up to the nurses station, and picked up the next folder. "Palmer... Mr. Palmer." The young intern called suppressing an exhausted yawn, he'd been working for over twenty two hours so far. As the Squirrel called the name a big red headed human stood up and shuffled across the room. Greg had been working the ER for a few weeks now, and knew that cramped ginger staggering shuffle all to well. "Follow me please sir." He called over his narrow shoulder, as he spun and lead the way into examining room three. Once inside he turned and gave the big human a knowing smirk, as he tugged on a pair of blue latex gloves. "Please remove your trousers... and have a seat on the table please." The Squirrel busied himself preparing a syringe full of antibiotics, and a couple of bottles of Beta-dine for wound cleansing. The room was instantly filled with the scents of male musk's... drying fluids and of course clotting drying blood. As the human removed his trousers, and nervously climbed up on the examination table. The sterile paper crinkling uncomfortably under his naked sweaty sticky buttocks. "Ummmm don't you want to know what happened?" The human asked, as he slipped out of his loose fitting trousers and sat up on the table. "Spread your leg's please." Greg asked before he had even turned around, the Squirrel winced when he saw the gaping wounds between those pink fur-less thigh's. "That is painfully obvious..." Greg snorted, as he quickly gave the human the injection to take care of any infections. "So what kind of Predator did it?" Greg asked as he placed the empty syringe into a sharp items safety box, and then leaned forwards to inspected the gaping wounds. "Big sexy Tiger." The blushing human admitted as the little rodent began cleansing those aching wound with the icy cold antiseptic. "So... by your tone I take it this was a voluntary... sacrifice." The Squirrel doctor drawled in a bored sounding voice, he'd seen a lot of this kind of thing. "Ummm yes I guess so..." The big burly human mumbled, obviously somewhat embarrassed by admitting that he had fed some anonymous Predator his male hood. "Well that makes things much easier." The young Doctor explained with a wane smile, as he debridled a few bits of necrotic flesh. "Just one signature on the release papers... and no one will ever have to know." The Squirrel assured as he began to stitch up of the ruined flesh of that empty scrotum, leaving a small opening in the bottom where the wound could drain. "No need to involve the police... swear statements... take tooth or claw impressions." Greg explained slowly, as he began working on the gaping pit where the human's pink little penis should have been. Carefully cleaning it and removing any necrotic or unnecessary flesh, before rerouting what was left of the human's urethra. Before closing up the gaping pit where that funny bit of male flesh had hung. "You will have to urinal sitting down now..." The young Doctor explained as he finished stitching up those wounds, and bathed them in antiseptic one last time. "I'm writing you a proscription for some antibiotics, as well as some pain medication. If pain and redness persists for more that a week, of if you have heavy discolored drainage return to the ER at once. Otherwise, see your family practitioner in three to four weeks to have the stitches removed. He'll need to talk to you about hormone replacement therapy, you have no sexual organs of course. However there are other things that need to be addressed, and the hormones will take care of those. "Have a good night." "Ummm ok thank you Doc." The human called as the young Sqiuirrel smiled and nodded. Greg walked wearily up to the nurses station, and picked up the next folder. "Cameron..." The young intern called suppressing an exhausted yawn, as the Squirrel called the name a big roan equine stood up and shuffled across the room. Greg had been working the ER for a few weeks now, and knew that cramped ginger staggering shuffle all to well. "That makes seven." The young rodent mumbled under his breath as, the big red headed human staggered placed them and out the door. "Follow me please sir." He called over his narrow shoulder, as he spun and lead the way into examining room four. FIN

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